1. “Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul”
2. “Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars.”
3. “Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.”
4. “Never try to outrace an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.”
5. “It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.”
6. “The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.”
7. “Never be afraid to slow down.”
8. “Sometimes it takes a full tank of fuel before you can think straight.”
9. “Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone.”
10. “Never hesitate to ride past the last street at the edge of town.”
11. “Never do less than 20 miles before breakfast.”
12. “If you don’t ride in the rain… you don’t ride.”
13. “A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shed.”
14. “Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.”
15. “A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.”
16. “Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.”
17. “Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.”
18. “Work to ride, and ride to work.”
19. “Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.”
20. “Two-Lane blacktop isn’t a highway- it’s an attitude.”
21. “Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots aren’t comfortable for walking.”
22. “People are like motorcycles, each is customized a little differently.”
23. “The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.”
24. “Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on two separate bike.”
25. The twisties, not the super-slabs, separate the riders from the squids.”
26. “When you’re riding lead… don’t spit.”
27. “A friend is someone who rides with you. A Brother is someone who rides with you and at 2am, gets out of bed to drive his truck and pick you up when you’ve broken down.”
28. “Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at 70 miles per hour, will double your vocabulary.”
29. “If you want to get somewhere by sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern.”
30. “There’s something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.”
31. “Don’t lead the pack if you don’t know where you’re going.”
32. “Practice wrenching on your own bike.”
33. “Never be ashamed to unlearn an old riding habit.”
34. A good ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a LOT of fuel.”
35. If you can’t get it going with a bungee cord and duct tape… it’s serious.”
36. “Bikes parked outside typically mean good food inside.”
37. “Gray haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck.”
38. There are drunk riders, and there are old riders, but there are no old, drunk riders.”
39. “Thin leathers look great in a bar, but they are useless on pavement.”
40. “You can forget what you do for a living, when your living in the breeze.”
41. “Patience is the ability to keep you motor running.”
42. “Only a biker knows why a dog sticks it’s head out of the window.”
43. “Keep the shiny side up… always.”
44. “There are 2 types of people in this world, those that ride motorcycles, and those that wish they did.”
45. “While it’s good to have an end to a journey, it’s the journey that matters in the end.”
46. “Ride like you are invisible.”
47. “Bikers eat more bugs.”
48. “When life throws you a curve… lean into it.”
49. “A good ride is any ride you can walk away from, a GREAT ride is if you can use the bike afterward.”
50. “The only way to see the sunset, is to ride into it.”
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